Funny Harry Potter Moments

I thought I'd post some funny and interesting quotes from the Harry Potter Series! Enjoy!

"Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks." - George Weasley

"Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who? You SHOULD Be Worrying About U-NO-POO —the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!" - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Snape: "Do you remember me telling you we were practising non-verbal spells, Potter?"
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "Yes, Sir."
Harry: "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

Ginny: "I wouldn't go in the kitchen just now. There's a lot of Phlegm around."
Harry: "I'll be careful not to slip in it."

Ginny: "Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tatooed across your chest."
Harry: "What did you tell her?"
Ginny: "I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho."
Harry: "Thanks, and what did you tell her Ron's got?"
Ginny: "A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where."

Harry: Ginny, listen...I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together.
Ginny: It's for some stupid, noble reason, isn't it?

"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince!" - Severus Snape

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored'— whatever they call you these days." -Draco Malfoy

"Who blackened your eye Granger? I want to send them flowers." - Draco Malfoy