Harry Potter's Cauldron: 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Pictures

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

More Harry Potter Quotes

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" --Harry Potter

"Who told you 'bout Fluffy?" "Fluffy?" "That thing has a name?" - Hagrid, Ron and Hermione, "The Sorcerer's Stone"

"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir." --Draco Malfoy"

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." --Draco Malfoy

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." --Ron Weasley

"Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?" --Ron Weasley

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." --Ron Weasley
"Accio Brain!" --Ron Weasley (haha like that'll work)

"Oy, pea-brain!" --Ron Weasley

Friday, March 13, 2009

Adventures with Snape (Snivellus...Half-Blood Prince)

"You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you," Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him, "but I don't care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him."

Well known for his "abnormally large nose" and dark, greasy hair, the delightful Professor Snape has yet failed to even brush against shampoo...

However, Snape was truly on the side of Albus Dumbledore. It was solely on his orders that Snape achieved what he did.

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'"

"DON'T CALL ME A COWARD!"